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Thursday, January 12, 2006

On Adam Morrison and His Importance to the 509 Area Code



If you’re not from Spokane, you’ll never understand why Gonzaga’s Adam Morrison is more to us than just a college basketball player. With every teardrop runner, with every stepback jumper, he makes my generation proud to be from Spokane.

To fully understand the glory of this local boy from Mead High School, one must first understand the city he grew up in and why Gonzaga basketball is so infused in the local identity.

Although it is 280 miles away, Spokane lies directly in the shadow of the Space Needle. Even Spokane’s greatest claim to fame, being the biggest city in between Minneapolis and Seattle, in part defers us to our big brother to the west.

Consequently, we grow up thinking that we need to leave the city to make something of our lives – staying in Spokane after high school is synonymous with failure. When asking what an old friend is up to, the reply “he’s still in Spokane” is said with downcast eyes and a sense of pity.

So with that in our minds, the youth of Spokane set their sights on leaving this one-horse town right after they get their senior yearbooks. The most common destination? Seattle.

The deluge of young people from Spokane to Seattle rivals the Oregon Trail. Spokane’s high schools act as a direct pipeline to the large state universities in Seattle and Bellingham (although some unfortunate souls go to Washington State University, where they receive 15 extra pounds and a bottle of grain alcohol along with their welcome packet).

But Gonzaga’s magical run to the Elite Eight in 1999 started to change all that. Spokane, previously known only as the set of Johnny Depp’s “Benny and Joon”, started to garner some national recognition. Strangers responded with a flicker of recognition when you said you were from Spokane. That magical March, people around the country began to pronounce the names of both the school and the city correctly.

We began to embrace Gonzaga basketball. Where before there was only a small hockey team to chase away the winter blues, Gonzaga basketball filled the void. One day the newspaper included a blue “Go Zags” insert, and within 24 hours that sign was plastered in the windows of cars and houses all over the county. Finally we had something to call our own.

And Morrison, with his unabashed confidence and homeless sense of style, is the Jungian archetype of a Spokane man. He’s ugly, runs like a goon, plays cheap, and not remotely apologetic about any of it. Unlike a Seattleite, he’s not out there to look good. He doesn’t care what you think of his mustache.

He’s a through-and-through Spokanite and he wears that badge with honor. We love him because we all knew people like Adam Morrison in high school – he’s the product of a town where kids teach themselves basketball in the driveway because there’s nothing else to do.

He gives us something uniquely unmistakable. His game couldn’t be any different from the glamorous styles of some of Seattle’s best – Nate Robinson, Jamal Crawford, and Jason Terry. Instead, he’s taken and orange ball and 84 feet of hardwood and constructed a visual piece of art that is as much Spokane as a Dale Chihuly sculpture is Seattle.

As a graduate of Mead High School, he’s the first basketball player to make good in this town since local legend John Stockton.

Sure, previous Zag heroes captured our hearts, but they were all outsiders we welcomed into the community. Although we loved Dan Dickau, his highlighted hair and slick smile marked him as more West Side than North Face jackets and Nalgene water bottles.

With Adam Morrison, we have a mirror in which he can see ourselves.

When I look at Adam Morrison, I see my teammates from the 1998 Lewis & Clark Tigers – undefeated GSL Champions. I see my friends and I shooting hoops every day after school until it got dark. I see Louden Swain gliding over Monroe Street Bridge. I see Hastings, Riverfront Park, and Joe Albi Stadium. I see my buddy Malone, who rocked the ridiculous mustache and mop-top a full three years before Morrison did.

Urban legend has it that one night Morrison responded to the challenge of a rival dorm by strapping on the boxing gloves and laying the smack down. When I heard that, I thought about my friends and I doing the exact same thing at my buddy Justin’s barn. That’s true Spokane, all the way down to the roots.

To put it frankly, no one from Spokane has done anything since Sports Illustrated profiled our three athletic stars from the 80s (Mark Rypien, John Stockton, and Ryne Sandberg). But they were last generation’s stars, all retired.

The only Spokane area athlete to do much lately is New York Jets’ safety Erik Coleman (who, incidentally, was an integral cog of the 1998 GSL Champion Lewis and Clark Tigers). Aside from him, we have had an MLS player, some NFL kickers, a backup tight end for the Broncos, the guy who played “Coach” and the bassist from Everclear.

Now we have Adam.

Adam Morrison is so much more than a basketball player. He fills a cultural void in Spokane and gives its citizens something to take pride in. He’s the funkiest diabetic since Phife from A Tribe Called Quest. Every time he steps on the court, Adam Morrison helps my generation realize we don’t have to look to Seattle to find our identity.

(Adam Morrison playing for Mead in the State Tournament)

14 Comments:

Bretto said...

Louden Swain is light in the loafers

9:39 PM  
Hitchcock said...

Email it to the Spokesman... oh, and I agree with Bretto and his comment.

10:40 AM  
hotdog said...

Light in the loafers? Ya right. That's what Shute said too, and we all saw what happened to him.

It's actually "kinesthetic awareness."

4:31 PM  
Christa said...

I was googling Adam and your page came up.

I just want to say thank you.

You have taken what I've been feeling and were able to put that into an such an eloquent piece that now has me crying. All that you said is true. He's not attractive, he's not suave or rich, he's normal, he's Spokane, and that is where the attraction lies.

I'm a Shadle senior and the only thing I love about Spokane is Gonzaga. They turned me, a girl who prefers reading to watching sport, into a bigger fan of basketball than I would have ever been able to imagine.

Just like so many of my friends, I've worked my hardest to get out of Spokane, and in September I'm going to school in Boston. Gonzaga is going to be the only thing I'll miss. I'm going to have to find a way to be able to watch all their games.

As I go to watch the game tonight, I'll be thinking of this, and not only this, but the effect Gonzaga has had on my life.

Thank you.

6:48 PM  
Bretto said...

Sounds like Christa is a sports convert man and as such your sort of gal - take her to the prom.

7:12 PM  
hotdog said...

Christa, thanks for the comment and being a rock star. although there's a 10-1 chance that you are not a shadle senior at all, but rather dan or eric trying to hoodwink me. either way, send pics ;)

2:00 AM  
mc said...

WOW! What an awesome piece of writing and you expressed what I think many people feel about Adam. You can count me among those who grew up in Spokane, left after college(GU) and went to Seattle. I'm back in Spokieville and plan to stay. You speak the truth. Adam's the working man's basketball player. He's a Spokie thru and thru and that's not such a bad thing (any more!)

3:50 PM  
Christa said...

Hahaha, this really isn't a prank, I am actually a highlander. Though if you want to get technical, I'm more of cross between a highland and a sasquatch, seeing as I'm in Running Start at SCC.

But mostly, I'm not someone's imagination (though, that would have its interesting points). :)

2:27 PM  
Nathan said...

Shadle Park---God, I remember seeing them at every state tournament in the late 80's & early 90's. They were fucking good! Won lots of state championships. Then what happened?

Nathan from Auburn

3:16 PM  
Warren said...

And in conclusion: you still live in Seattle.

You know that Loyola-Marymount team that nearly beat Gonzaga last night? UW beat them 112-65 earlier this season. That is nzot a misprint. That was.

In seriousness that was a fine piece of writing there.

12:45 PM  
JerkWadGypsy said...

Adam is the Anti-Hero in the saga of this years Player of the year honors, which is obvious. My money is on the "Mustache??? Man" to win.

Adam Morrison is from the same mold as this band and their new song "Rise" would be his perfect Anthem.
Now how about this song as a theme to Gonzaga's march to the "Final Four" this year!
"Machinae Supremacy" -band
"Through the Looking Glass"
-song lyrics
From the album "Redeemer"

[I can feel the sands of time
passing through the hourglass
and it shimmers in my eyes
as I linger in the wake
as eternity escapes
I begin to realize

We'll walk a thousand miles just to see for ourselves
Look behind our eyes
find our hell
And in the light of the sun we go
Through rain and raging snow
to find the things we do not know

I will go
never laying low
just tell me how to breathe
and I will make it so
You must know
that this is not for show
and if you are not wise (it will)
be your demise

Once I walked along a field
another nightmare in my mind
and beheld the fearful symmetry
Everything was beautiful
even things that were dead
and I surged with violent imagery

I walked a thousand miles just to see for myself
looked behind my eyes
and found my hell

We come to honor; to stand or die
to pass the hours of our lives
We burn the silence and all the lies
To fuel the fire inside our eyes
We all go!

Come to honor
stand or die
Fuel that fire in your eyes.]

Download the Mp3's here:
http://www.machinaesupremacy.com/

9:53 PM  
Anonymous said...

Morrison RoCkS! The "Stache" is a true Spokanite to the core. He ain't afraid O'nobody and he get right in da face of folks bigger an him!

This guy write like he being paid for it. Wit that talent he best be getting a job writtin or somethum.

Hey dude! I checked that music link an... neigbor got that shit playing all time. Never heard of 'em, but they sic as hell. Lyrics do match for NCAA Tourney, but dog'ass radio stations don't play any good shit around here, no way, no how! Just same O same O , O'er and Over again.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous said...

Don't ever write anything bad about WAZZU ever again!!! It's the best college in the state of Washington hands down.

9:12 PM  
GoZaGs! said...

As a local of the 509 area code I have always been a little nervous telling people where I am from. Especially since I go to Gonzaga and get the "why would you stay here" a lot. Adam has given us some national spotlight...for better or worse you have gotta love Adam Morrison. And WAZZU sucks balls!!!! Ok...I like to watch their football games, but other than that just a bunch of ball suckers!

2:18 AM  

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