My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

Despite being employed by the worldwide leader, i don't actually have the chance to watch SportsCenter over here in the switz, and this is something that is infinitely depressing to me.

I do, however, watch ESPN motion on a regular basis. While a mostly inferior substitute, it does deliver the occasional entertaining tid bit. Take this exchange between Mike "Greenie" Greenberg and SI writer Michael Silver regarding the Vikings cruise.

Greenberg: "Now bearing in mind this is a family program, what can you tell us about what took place on that boat?"

Silver: "i think there were acts involving guys and women on the boat. I think there were (cracking a slight smile) some acts involving women and other women. And i think there were solo acts, as it were. and i think there were some toys involved as well."