This is pretty much the worst video ever made

What's the protocol for commenting on people's blogs that you don't know? Can you just do it? Do you need to introduce yourself? I think you have to limit yourself to about three-five sentences, otherwise you look desparate - which, of course, is a stinky cologne.

Another question about what broads are thinking. I watched Murder by Numbers last night (unfortunately Sandra Bullock has passed her pretty phase and will now be bypassed by Hollywood. She has three options, the Julie Andrews, the Ellen Burstyn, and the Meg Ryan:

1. gracefully fade to black and then come back every once in a while for a choice role (like Julie Andrews in The Princess Diaries)
2. Take a part as a retard to show the producers she knows how to act.
3. Shock the world and belay her image by starring in a dirty movie, like Meg when she did In The Cut.

PS: Is there anything more depressing than seeing a former starlet in a movie where she looks like she got run over by the ass tractor?)

Anyways, back to my point. (BTW, how long can a parenthetical insert be before the reader loses his or her place?) The point was that Ryan Gosling was in that movie, and for some reason chicks dig him. This I don't understand. He looks like a Downie.

He's is just one of the guys who chicks dig, none of which I understand:

• Robbie Williams (looks like a caveman. A coked-up caveman.)
• Bryan Adams (ugly doesn't age well.)
• 50 Cent (OK, I guess I understand that one.)

So yeah, What UP with that?

Finally, why is Alexis Bledel hot? I mean, she's not, but she is. And she was great in "Bride and Prejudice."

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I mean, i didn't watch that shit! I was too busy...grilling steaks and making...machines! Right guys?

Guys?