So what am I burning on?

Let's see, how will I use the power of instant internet publishing today?

Is Bubs from homestarrunner.com the most racist cariacature since aunt jemima or am i just overly sensitive?

How funny was it when the Arsenal fans started chanting U-S-A during the FA cup final against Manchester United?

How much is 80 cc's of blood? (that is what came out of shaq's thigh yesterday.)

Can I get the past Eurovision song contests on DVD? and can I get the BBC feed with that drunk guy making smarmy commenst all night? I had an amazing time watching that on sat. probably old hat for most of you, but i thoroughly enjoyed both the music and the abundance of foreign, nubile blonds speaking broken english.

So there was this protest thing last night. they passed a law saying that bars cant stay open past 2 without some sort of license. the youth of basel put together a giant barbecue in the town's main square starting at 2 a.m. to show thier displeasure. I made it down there at about six and there was a guy passed out on the stairs and a few random convicts-in-training. must have missed it.

My life is really exciting an I have like a million things going on right now and I am sweet. I would tell you about them but there is no guarantee that you are not a weirdo and you would come to my office and steal my lunch when i was looking the other way.